The typical alpha male


Handsome fella, big mouth, lots of testosterone and crazy about both food and women. Not quite the ideal son-in-law. That’s what we believe is the definition of a bloke. To clarify the name of our masculine concept, our first plan was to recruit the hottest blokes in town, to serve all you lovely ladies. Tall, bearded, tattoos, big biceps… the whole package. Unfortunately they were all unavailable, so don’t expect that.  ; )  

What to expect then? A cheeky and industrial place, where good food and drinks are served to real blokes only. Oh, and every other person who thinks he/she is capable of handling our juicy dishes of course. Dishes inspired by the (not so modest) American kitchen. 

Life itself is serious enough. That’s why at Blokes, we decided not to take things too seriously, obviously with an exception for our food. We like to communicate and make fun with you as our friend, not just a random guest. You like that? Great, we warmly welcome you! Not a big fan? ‘Well darling… whatcha gon’ do about it?’, is what a bloke would say. And even then, of course we still wish you a warm welcome. So don’t hesitate and come visit us!  : D     



We offer you some kick-ass cocktails. Or Bloketails, as we rather call ‘em. Our team is trained in serving you one hell of a drink, with a great passion for finding the perfect combination of ingredients. And the best news; every wednesday we serve ’em for just €5 each. Come visit Bloketail Wednesday and let the booze flow freely from 9PM till closing!

Live DJ’s

Because the weekend is simply too short, we are starting our festivities early! Every Wednesday through Saturday, Blokes is celebrating by having our resident DJ’s play their favorite tunes. No better way to start the weekend with a bite, a drink and some good soul, jazz, blues and disco.

Blokes Backroom

Our back room has no specific identity. Now let that exactly be its identity! Our gorgeous space is used for all kinds of birthday parties, student meetings, business dinners, and throughout the year we are hosting some fun events in here ourselves as well. Keep an eye on our socials or contact us for hosting your own idea by mail. 

Duvel on Draft

A bloke who drinks Duvel is a special kind of bloke. It goes way further than just drinking a beer. That’s why we’re f*cking proud to announce that we are the first and only at the Poeleplein to serve Duvel on draft! Don’t hesitate and stop by to drink one of those ice cold bastards. Or two, or three, or…


 Opening hours

Monday  15:00 – 22:00
Tuesday  15:00 – 22:00
Wednesday  15:00 – 22:00
Thursday  15:00 – 22:00
Friday  13:00 – 22:00
Saturday  13:00 – 22:00
Sunday  11:00 – 22:00

(kitchen opened until 21:30)


Make a reservation

For group reservations please call us!




Poelestraat 33
9711 PH
Groningen, The Netherlands
Phone: +3150 – 311 56 09
E-mail: info@blokes.nl

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