The stereotype of male


Handsome fella, big mouth, lots of testosterone, crazy about food and a little pervert when it comes to women. That’s the definition of a real bloke. To clarify the name of our masculine concept, our first plan was to recruit the hottest blokes in town to serve all you lovely ladies. Tall, bearded, tattoos, big biceps… the whole package. Unfortunately they were all busy, so don’t expect that.

What to expect then? A cheeky and industrial place, where good food and drinks are served to real men only. Oh, and every other human being who thinks is capable of handling our juicy dishes of course. Dishes inspired by the not so modest American kitchen. 

Life itself is serious enough. That’s why at Blokes – except for our food! – we decided not to take things too seriously. We like to communicate and make fun with you as our friend, not just a random guest. Inappropriate you say? Well darling, maybe you’re right. But that’s who we are. Whatcha gon’ do about it? 




We offer you some kick-ass cocktails. Or Bloketails, as we rather call ‘em. Our team is trained in serving you one hell of a drink, with a great passion for finding the perfect combination of ingredients. And the best news; every wednesday we serve ’em for just €5 each. Come visit Bloketail Wednesday and let the booze flow freely from 9PM till closing!

Live DJ’s

Because the weekend is simply too short, we are starting our festivities early! Every Wednesday through Saturday, Blokes is celebrating by having our resident DJ’s play their favorite tunes. No better way to start the weekend with a bite, a drink and some good soul, jazz, blues and disco.

Blokes Backroom

Our back room has no specific identity. Now let that exactly be its identity! Our gorgeous space is used for all kinds of birthday parties, student meetings, business dinners, and throughout the year we are hosting some fun events in here ourselves as well. Keep an eye on our socials or contact us for hosting your own idea by mail. 

Duvel on Draft

A bloke who drinks Duvel is a special kind of bloke. It goes way further than just drinking a beer. That’s why we’re f*cking proud to announce that we are the first and only at the Poeleplein to serve Duvel on draft! Don’t hesitate and stop by to drink one of those ice cold bastards. Or two, or three, or…


 Opening hours

Monday  16:00 – 23:00
Tuesday  16:00 – 23:00
Wednesday  16:00 – 00:00
Thursday  16:00 – 00:00
Friday  16:00 – 01:00
Saturday  16:00 – 01:00
Sunday  16:00 – 23:00

(kitchen opened until 21:30)


Make a reservation

Secure your table by filling in  the form, or make a call to 050 – 311 56 09 (between 4-10PM)

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Poelestraat 33
9711 PH
Groningen, The Netherlands
Phone: +3150 – 311 56 09
E-mail: info@blokes.nl

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